Steal the diamond!

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

The point of the game is to have the diamond. But you have to find a creative or interesting way of taking the diamond from the person who has it at the current time. EX:

Me: I pick the diamond up.

Someone else: I hire an army of zombies to kill you, take the diamond, and pay the zombies with gold, which is virtually useless anyway.

Me: I use my "virtually useless" gold sword to kill you and take the diamond. Mine.

Etc.

And yes, this is a Minecraft themed game.

I'll start. *picks up diamond*
Steal the diamond! Diamond

Mine.

Kwisatz Haderach Posts : 19 Join date : 2011-01-07

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 32

I punch tree, get wood.

Uses wood to crush your skull and picks up the diamond.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

Pour bucket of lava. Diamond melt.

Mine new diamond.

Belongs to me.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-07

throws creeper.
you asplode.
takes diamond.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:54 pm

throws creeper.
you asplode.
takes diamond.[quote]
Minecraft reference. Nice.

Trips sage.
Picks it up and stashes it away in a secret compartment in the 442.23423412344123410029374 dimension.
Mines a new one.
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Posts : 10 Join date : 2010-12-25

USE GEASS ON EVERYONE I WIN FOREVER DIAMOND IS MINE

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:45 pm

Thats what you think.

I get up and go super sayan on cff :3

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

And while you two are fighting, I steal the diamond.

@HinSu: This is a minecraft themed game, that's why he made that reference.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:16 pm

Orlly? I would of figured as much

Sees R12 steal dimond
Hey!!!!
Chases after r12
Throws arrows at him
Hits and steals

Muahahaha!!!

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

I attached string. *pulls string*

Mine.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:55 pm

*penguin slap*
Mine.

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 32

Summons Lucifuge Rofocale.

Mine.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

Hazzleplaz

While you're trying to find out what that means, I steal your diamond.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:10 pm

I'm too smart

Eats some krill

I kicks ya

Mine

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

I steal your krill, then while you're chasing me, I run for miles and jump into the lava. I respawn and take the diamond that you dropped.

Mine, foo.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:26 pm

I lag-teleport and snatch yo diamond.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

I ragequit and you feel bad so you return my diamond.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:37 pm

I craft a new heart out of stone, no longer feel guilty, and snatch yo diamond again.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

I hire an army of ninja creepers. The hissing itself is enough to make you cry and RUNNNNNNNN!!!

Oh, ant it's mine.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:50 pm

I order an uncountable army of zombies and skeletons and spiders to attack yer ninjas

Mine

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

But before they attack, they decide to do a roll call.

Still mine.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:54 pm

Role call done

Attack

Mine

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-01-10

But it's been 5 years since they assembled, meaning I had plenty of time to waste the diamond on a shovel.

Subject: Re: Steal the diamond! Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:27 pm

I realize this is stupid.

I mine my own.

Turns out it was fake! FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You lag. I steal it.